December 31, 2002 - 4:50 p.m.
SOMETHING FOUND
too much sex... brain turned to mush
i've got the iq of a bowl of jello right now...
so this is our tribute to the new year...
1 we've found some virginity...
2 i can't see....it's cause my eyes aren't open....
3 i smell like curry... and B.O. and i don't care...
4 i don't know what curry smells like...
5 dirty man porn....
6 dirty porn kisses... interrupted by screams.... oh... fuck..... oh fuck ME!...
7 i said i'd NEVER say 'fuck me' ...
8 Bad Girls.... on horseback..."first he hurt me here..and then he hurt me right here...."
9 "the last time i pushed these buttons.. this is what happened..."
10 "just because i like Suddenly Susan and will talk about my shoes to you for an hour and a half doesn't make me high maintenance..."
i had to throw that in there.
we were going to go to Montreal... because it would be cheap and easy... it's no longer cheap, nor easy... so we're staying here....
hmmmmmmm
good times... last night.. at Kerri's, eating chicken curry with Jess, Konstandina and Ade... mmmmmmm
and then today... waking up after dreaming about breakfast... we went to the New Yorker...me and my hot girlfriend....
we are in love.. havent you heard... that we rock eachother.s worrrrrrld.
oh.. and apparently gollum is a hott voice... if you say... "my precious"...
only when i get that devlish look in my eye!
