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May 27, 2003 - 10:57 a.m.

the nose returns

this is where 21st century educational television has left us...

oscar: open the can telly...

telly: no oscar, i'm not falling for that old snake in a can trick again.

oscar:but what if the surprise is something you really like?

telly:like a triangle? my favourite shape, with three beautiful sides (twinkling sound) and three beautiful angles (repeat twinkling sound)

if sesame street has been on for so many years why don't they just replay all the old ones?

TOday Natalie Portman was on with elmo.. dressed as an elephant, talking about how she's bored of playing a princess. How did they get her to do that? humanitarian my ass... that's just humiliating.

oh, yes... and i woke up this morning after dreaming about that guy with the whistling nose... i was trapped on an operating table under a huge nose... it was breathing on me, mucousy, warm air pelting me from it's nosey depth...

i'm doing better now.. i ate a mango

 

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