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May 30, 2003 - 1:09 a.m. karaoke nights first off... shout out to jody... next... to schmay... you rock... in a very un-complicated sorta way.. let me just say, no doubt is by far my favourite karaoke venture... always an ad-venture...i'm just a girl... how can i screw up those words... at least it has nothing to do with being one, or i should say not being one, but also not being a woman... yet. blech britney! anyways, the charlie's angels poster is strategically positioned above church street preying on our dykey sensibilities and very weak wander lust eyeballs that tend to oggle young things with a generous cigarette dole. damn. chatting with the gals about the irks of the world we reasoned that there are more important things than... i don't remember what... but, the punch line sticks... the important things we could think of were... RAPE! MURDER!! and ... job hunting! speaking of which, ade thinks she hates her new job... being fake. Go team!! money money money... today... humane society... "do YOU like animals?!!!!!" tomorrow... the hearing impaired... "do YOU like deaf people... WHAT?" too peppy... i'd be great at that. i can just imagine people peeping through their doors begrudginly... sneering..."whadaya want... hmmmmm?" "what a lovely leer you have ma'am... no, i'm not a jehova's witness.. worse.. i'm a lesbian who hates her job but loves money and puppies." speaking of which (again)... last night's martini party was a successss dahling. yes, it was. on the way up in the elebator... i'll leave that spelled just the way it is, to add flavour to my story... i ran into that bar tender from buddies, who i'm sure is accustomed to drunkards.. and her dog... and her girlfriend.. no confusion there... and i'm looking at the pup, cooing... 'yer so cute... your face is just like mine!... er...my dog's'.
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