January 19, 2004 - 11:34 p.m.
There was a cat who really was gone�.
I have officially experienced the most terrifyingly funny event in the history of the earth�After smoking a joint� I sat with my new toy camera� taking secret clips of ade dancing around topless while cleaning the house in an obsessive frenzy� dancing about� to and fro� short clips of enthusiastic vacuuming and bopping �
Then I loaded them onto the computer and set them to music�. Like violent femmes� lollipop�mysterious ways� and one way or another �. Blondie would have been proud� she was chasing the dirt with a zealous vengeance� an hour and a half later � our house is clean and my sides hurt.
We�ve never laughed so hard
ra rah rasputin
